Learn to appreciate your woman

When you chat like this with ur Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.
There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing
2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more
beautiful whenever u
blush.
She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness
matters a lot to me.
She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've
a way of making me
happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got
2 go now, chat later
She:tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back
online.
You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words,
but that's how women
were meant to be. They like soft words from their
spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your
arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a
relationship is giving another man a chance to make
his woman happy.
Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell
their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'. The highest na
"baby when we go see naa?"
Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before
it gets too late.
Abi, ladies I lie?

Twitter suspends Azealia Bank's Account

Twitter has finally taken action against singer/
rapper Azealia Banks for the racial and
homophobic abuse she tweeted at former One
Direction member - Zayn Malik via her account.
They officially suspended her account today..

Photo: Six homosexuals arrested in Edo

Six young men accused of being homosexuals have
been arrested by the Edo state police command.
According to the Nation, the young men whose
names were given as Festus Osagiede (24),
Hyacinth Imahanrebhor (20), Itama Omon (25),
Onwukwe Prince (28), Monye Chukwuma (23) and
Osadebe Kelvin (26), were paraded by the
Assistant Inspector General of Police in charge of
Zone 5, AIG Musa Daura at the state police
command headquarters in Benin city today May
12th.
According to Daura, the suspected homosexuals
were arrested in different parts of the state. The
AIG said leader of the homosexuals, Festus
Osagiede, lured one of the suspects, Itama Omon
into the act after attending a night club in 2006.
“After the third suspect (Itama) got drunk,
Festus Osagiede invited him to his house
and forcefully had carnal knowledge of him.
Since then, they have been committing the
crime with others at large until May, 2016,
when luck ran out of them and they were
swooped on by zonal detectives.”he said
All of them are presently being detained by the
police and would soon be charged to court.

Underage Boy Charged To Court For Driving This Vehicle In Adamawa (Photos)

Just imagine this! This under-aged boy has
been charged to court after he was caught
driving a dangerously overloaded truck -
without driver’s license, no vehicle
particulars, fake plate number, and no fuel
tank.
He was arrested around Jimeta bridge in
Adamawa state by a combined effort of
military personnel and road safety officials.
Lol..... Wonders shall never end ooo... All this mallams self

Meet South Sudan's current Minister for Water Resources and Irrigation (photos)

The man pictured here is Hon. Mabior Garang De
Mabior, the current minister for Water Resources and
Irrigation in the Republic of South Sudan. Hon. De
Mabior who is the son to former President, Dr Garang
is serving in the Unity government courtesy of Dr Riek
Machar.
Hmmm na wa ooo.... See face

Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy named Premier League Player of the Season

Leicester City striker Jamie Vardy has been named
the Barclay's Premier League Player of the Season.
Leicester lifted the league trophy last weekend,
marking the first time that the club has won a top-
flight title in their 132-year history.

29-year-old Vardy has been pivotal in the Foxes'
surprise title win as he has scored 24 goals this
season, just one fewer than the league's leading
scorer Harry Kane.
He also holds the record of scoring in 11 consecutive
top-flight games, beating Ruud van Nistelrooy's 10-
game record, which he set while at Manchester
United.

English killers roams akpugo

We know that English is quite difficult but we have to learn it because we were colonised by the British. Some students in Akpugo campus murdered English to the extent that it woke Frederick lord lugard up from the grave. The murderers and their killing English are listed below



 Let me see one bag per people - Patrick 500 lvl civil engineering student.

If any one fall inside victim - pascal aka daddy mondo 500 lvl elect/elect student

 When last did you sweeps the this room - victor aka 145 500 lvl petroleum student.

That boy there puting on number F jersey - C.S.O



 NA WA OOOO.....CHAI

marathon search in Madonna university

There was a marathon search last Sunday in the boys hostel of Madonna university Akpugo campus which lasted more close too 24hrs. Lots of items were discovered which include a gallon of petrol, marijuana, Arthur's sword, juju charms, a bottle of origin blood, a calabash etc. The search was also extended to Elele campus of the university where shocking things like machine guns, daggers and arrows.hmmm but wait too JUJU😱..na Wa o

,2face idibia awarded with a honorary degree

 2face idibia was awarded with a honorary degree by igbenedion university. He obtained  a masters of arts degree in music for his contributions to the Nigerian music industry.however, there have been critics by fans due to the fact that he didn't attend any educational institution.

 Hmmm that is when the saying comes when you have money you have everything..ride on 2baba.

Madonna students not happy with Madonna bakery

Madonna university students have recently voiced out their discontent with the low quality of production of their bread produced in their newly made bakery according to majjem sources. Most of the students laid their complaint on how strong the bread is compared to the first set of bread that was baked in the bakery when it newly opened. They also threatened to stop the purchase of the bread if something is not done about it.

But wait o....na beg we dey beg because we no get choice of bread for this school...na wetin dey save boys for morning...lol

Beggars in Kaduna threatens strike action if demands are not met by the state government

Beggers stoked the secretariat of the Kaduna council of the Nigeria union of journalists at muhammadu buhari way in the early hours of Wednesday 11th may 2016 with a shocking demand that the state's governor, mallam nasir el rufai should fulfill his campaign promises before placing a ban on their activities. According to majjem press sources, the beggers insisted the governor should give them ten percent job opportunities as promised during his election campaign.HHmmm, everybody for naija fit go strike ooo..lol





 

new generator in Akpugo campus

Students of Madonna university Akpugo extends their gratitude to the school management for the provision of a new lister generator in the boys hostel to end their suffering of a month without power supply. However this didn't come out too well for the girls as theirs was faulty and had to be sent back. The girls also plead for their generator to be fixed..